LIBs In Back (The Media Defends Us), A Parody of the 'Men In Black' Theme Song

Jan. 18, June 28, Oct. 26, 2011

by Mark A. Cohen

With apologies to Will Smith and Candice Rushen


To the tune of Men in Black and Forget Me Nots:


Here come the Libs in Back

(Uh it's the L.I.B.'s)

(Uh here come the L.I.B.'s)

Here come the Libs in Back (fishing smack)

They can't let you remember.

Nah, nah, nah,

The libs stay in back, disguisin’ that,

Just in case we trade some stocks, raid Freddie mac.

Make the good guys be us... L.I.B.

Yo what you think you read, you did not read.

So don't think,

What existed then is gone.

In dispute with the neck boot on (BP).

Walk in mobs, move in protest,

Guard against the individual’s success.

But yo we ain't on no media list.

Raise our clenched fist,

Articles with no tough questions.

Can’t retrace us, and

They attack,

Cause the stories don’t show where the L.I.B.'s is at,

Uh and...

Here come the Libs in Back. (surprise attack)

The media defends us. (uh oh, uh oh)

Here come the Libs in Back. (take aback)

They can't let you remember. (can't remember)

(uh uh, uh uh)

Now to accuse in the deadest of the night,

Gettin’ plenty of oil from the drill site,

Cameras zoom, only reporting cons.

But then like DOOM black suits dry the place up.

With the quickest talk with the witnesses,

Hypnotizer, change their mind, huh.

With the misdirect just what you expect,

Ain't no truth to see.

Can I please,

Do what we say that's the way we do it.

Ya know what I mean,

I say my tough reporter get wicked on ya.

We're our first, last and only line of pretense,

Against the worst cons of the universe.

So don't diss us, hiss us.

If you ever get near us, don't hear us.

We're the fearless.

L.I.B.'s takin' up all the back.

What's that stand for?

Libs in Back.

Uh, M-m-m-...

The Libs in Back.

(Uh uh uh)

The Libs in Back.

(Uh uh uh, ah ah ah)

Let me see ya just twist it with me.

Just twist with me.

The press is with me. C'mon,

Let me see ya just Trib’ with me.

Just lib with me.

Ad lib with me. C'mon.

Let me see ya falsify with me.

Just twist with me.

Just ignore the truth. C'mon,

The press is with us.

Appease.

Here come the Libs in Back. (Libs in Back)

The media defends us. (ooh ooh)

Here come the Libs in Back. (Libs in Back)

They can't let you remember. (uh no, no)

A-ight warp it.

Let me tell you this while posin'.

I know we might seem protectin',

But if we ever come to your intersection,

Believe me not for your recollection.

Cuz we think things that you would not think,

And we shrink stories that you would not ink.

So go with your rights,

Forget that Reagan blow.

Show love to the back row.

Cuz that's the Libs in,

That's the Libs in...

Here come the Libs in Back. (Here they come)

The media defenders. (media defenders)

Here come the Libs in Back. (oh, here they come)

They won't let you remember. (can't let you remember)

Here come the Libs in Back. (Oh, here they come)

The media defenders. (uh oh, uh oh)

Here come the Libs in Back.

They can't let you remember.

Men in Black III is currently scheduled for release on May 25, 2012! “The plot is unknown at this time,” according to the IMDb.

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